So I got this new machine & trying to get my software on here & running is a bigger headache than I anticipated. All I need to get some work done is to get my emailing software to work & for some reason it’s not happening & tech support doesn’t seem to want to get back to me since I revealed I already followed the directions in their FAQ.
There’s one of those Russian elevators the size of a broom closet & I’m carrying my grandmother & trying to get her to squinch up so I can get us to fit in.
I have a diagram showing a series of colored circles involving where all the hornets within two miles of my house & I’m walking around stomping on them with my shoes.
Marvel Comics hires me to write a sequel to Atlantis Attacks (summer crossover event from the 1980s) starring Ghost Rider & Bucky. WTF?
I have more severe autism than I actually have & so I’m a ward of the state. The state is paying for me to take driver’s education, but the company is actually a front for three folks who rob stores in strip malls & I become part of their crew.