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Hangout at coffee shops,
preferably Starbucks or Caribou |
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Buy a pair of non-prescription
lenses if you don’t wear glasses |
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Cut name-brand tags off
of your clothing |
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Smoke clove cigarettes or
a pipe |
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Take a contra dancing class |
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Learn the difference between
coffee types |
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Carry around books written
in french |
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Hang Ansel Adams’ prints
in living room |
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Wear wool socks with sandals |
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Trade in your book bag for
a satchel |
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Use a fake european accent |
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Buy a coffee table Dali
book |
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Proclaim yourself agnostic |
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Buy a corduroy jacket with
suede elbow patches &/or a beret |
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Flirt with people at the
library |
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Hangout at campuses of colleges
you’re not attending |
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Buy used books because they
look read |
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Run new books through dryer
so they look read |
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Listen to NPR to keep informed |
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Use catch phrases in european
languages |
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Watch Ally McBeal, The Practice,
ER, & X-Files |
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Carry a thesaurus, but keep
it hidden |
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Listen to the Cure |
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Buy the best wine available
in the grocery store |
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Buy the Twin Peaks box set |
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Say you’re an out of work
writer, actor, musician, or all three |
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Get a poem published in
the National Library of Poetry |
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Answer all questions with
questions, when asked if you’re a buddhist, answer that with a question |